霍格沃茨收中国人吗？段子文案笑yue了！

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【摘要】：30句经典台词

星期一的早上，圈佬掐指一算：大家伙的心情不会太好......

五一小长假调休这事儿就**离谱，看来只有魔法才能打败魔法，所以这就是#霍格沃茨收中国人吗#上热搜的原因么？

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看着网友们一本正经地胡说八道，圈佬觉得魔法确实能消减上班的烦恼。

还记得2002年《哈利·波特与魔法石》第一次上映让我们这群麻瓜，见证并相信了魔法。

那时的马尔福头发还很茂密，邪魅狂拽有点可爱

那时的斯内普教授不苟言笑，看起来是个十足的反派

这么多年过去了，每个角色都在记忆里难以忘怀，也没有人能够从魔法的梦中真正醒来。今天圈佬就带大家重温一下《哈利·波特》的经典文案。

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麦格教授：这个孩子会非常有名，我们世界里的每一个人都会知道他的名字。

Prof. McGonagall: This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name.

02/

马尔福：你马上就会发现某些巫师家族比其家族高等，没有人想和差劲的家伙交朋友。

Draco Malfoy: You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't wanna go making friends with the wrong sort.

03/

奥利凡德：是魔杖选择巫师，波特先生。

Mr. Ollivander: The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter.

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伏地魔：世上并没有绝对的善与恶，差别只在于强者和无法分清事实的弱者。

Voldemort: There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.

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邓布利多：霍格沃茨有人发出求救信号，必定会有人伸出援手。

Dumbledore: Help shall always be given at Hogwarts, to those who ask for it.

06/

罗恩：哈利，你必须继续前进，我觉得应该去的人，不是我，不是赫敏，而是你。

Ron: Harry, it's you that has to go on, I know it. Not me, not Hermione. You!

07/

分院帽：可是我还是坚持原来的看法，你在斯莱特林会有所成就。

The Sorting Hat: But I stand by what I said last year: You would have done well in Slytherin.

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邓布利多：小孩子所说的话就算是事实，也无足轻重，尤其是对那些不善聆听的人。

Dumbledore: A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.

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赫敏：我？只是靠书本和小聪明，但还有些更重要的条件，友情和勇气。

Hermione: Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery.

10/

罗恩：不是很大，但总是个家。

Ron：It's not much, but it's home.

11/

汤姆·里德尔：伏地魔就是我的过去、现在还有未来。

Tom Riddle : Voldemort is my past, present, and future.

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邓布利多：要挺身而出对抗敌人的确需要很大的勇气，但要挺身而出反抗朋友却需要更大的勇气。

Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

这是邓布利多给予纳威的特别奖励，而他由此挣来的最后十分，让葛莱芬多超过斯莱特林，多年来第一次夺回了学院杯。

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卢平：你最恐惧的其实是恐惧本身。

Remus Lupin: That suggests that what you fear most of all... is fear itself.

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双胞胎：这才是它了不起的地方，因为它又可悲又愚蠢。

Fred Weasley&George Weasley: But that's why it's so brilliant. Because it's so pathetically dimwitted.

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小天狼星：你要记住，所有真心爱我们的人都会在我们的身边，他们永远会陪伴着你，在你心中。

Sirius: But know this; the ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them in here.

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伏地魔：那个活下来的男孩，这个传奇是多么的虚伪。我该不该说出13年前那个晚上到底发生了什么？我该不该说出我到底是怎么失去了力量？是的，我应该。那就是爱。

Voldemort: The Boy-Who-Lived. How lies have fed your legend, Harry! Do you want to know what really happened thirteen years ago? Shall I divulge how I truly lost my powers? It was love.

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卢娜：我妈妈以前经常说，失去的东西总会找到方法回来的。

Luna Lovegood: Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end.

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邓布利多：哈利，人不能活在梦里，不要依赖梦想而忘记生活。

Dumbledore: It does not to do dwell on dreams, and forget to live.

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麦格教授：为什么每次有什么事发生，总是你们三个在场？

Professor McGonagall: Why is it, that whenever anything happens, it's always you three?

20/

海格：十六年前我带你来的时候，你还不到一个轮子大小，似乎注定我也该带你离开。

Hagrid: I brought you here 16 years ago when you were no bigger than a bowtruckle, seems only right that I should be the one to take you away now.

21/

哈利：伏地魔杀了我的父母，他不过是个杀人犯，没什么了不起。

Harry: Voldmort killed my parents, he was nothing more than a murderer.

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哈利：勇敢些，教授，像我妈妈一样，勇敢些。否则，您只会给她蒙羞，否则，她的死毫无价值，否则，您心里的碗会永远空着。

Harry Potter: Be brave, Professor. Be brave like my mother... Otherwise, you disgrace her. Otherwise, she died for nothing. Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty... forever.

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邓布利多：从这件悲剧所感受到的悲痛提醒了我，提醒了我们大家，虽然我们来自不同的地方，说着不同的语言，但我们的感情却是相同的。

Dumbledore: Now the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me, and, reminds us, that though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one.

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斯内普：你这个令人失望多愁善感的小子，只会苦涩的抱怨生活如何的不公平。你可能没有注意到，生活本来就是不公平的。

Severus Snape: Sentimental children forever whining about how bitterly unfair your lives have been. Well，it may have escaped you notice, but life isn't fair.

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麦格教授：每个女孩心中都藏着一名优雅的舞者，渴望展露本性大显身手。

Professor McGonagall: Inside every girl, a secret swan slumbers longing to burst forth and take flight.

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邓布利多：我们还是可以找点乐子，虽然是在这么黑暗的时期，只要点燃灯，光明就会再现。

Dumbledore: But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.

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巴提·柯罗奇：人生再也不完整了，对不对？但是人生还是要继续，我们依然屹立。

Barty Crouch: Never whole again, are we? Still, life goes on, and here we stand.

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赫敏：不敢直呼对方的名字只会加深你的恐惧。

Hermione: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

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小天狼星：世界不是分为好人和坏人，每个人内心都有光明和黑暗，真正重要的是我们如何选择，知道我们究竟是什么人。

Sirius Black: The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.